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Judging People is Great Fun (Until You Realize What a Jerk You Are)

Recently, I started a conversation with a guy standing outside a cafe in downtown Washington, DC. He had a tattoo of a tire track across his neck, and at the end of the conversation, he suggested I get one too.

“Really,” he says, “you should think about it. Get it right there on your neck. It’s cool.”

“No way,” I said.

“Dude, why not?” he asked.

“Well, first of all, I’m not stupid,” I said. “And second of all, I actually want to do something with my life.” Then I walked away, feeling a little uneasy about what I said.

A few years earlier, I walked into a business for a meeting. I closed the door behind me and stepped up to the counter where a young man stood with his back to me.
“Excuse me, sir,” I said. “I’m here to talk with Mr. Smith.”

The young man went about his work, ignoring me. I waited for a moment and then tried again, speaking up a little.

“Excuse me, sir. Could you help me? I’m trying to find Mr. Smith.”

He continued acting as if I hadn’t said anything.

“Okay,” I thought. “I get it. You’re so important – you jerk.”

This past Christmas Eve my wife and I went to the Hallmark store. Our baby was due in two weeks, and I wanted to buy her a stuffed dog for Christmas. I went to great pains to pick out the cutest one I could find and walked up to the counter with my wife, feeling all daddy-proud and Christmasy.

“How’s it going?” I said to the cashier.

She didn’t say anything. She didn’t even look at me.

“So anyway,” I said, “my daughter hasn’t gotten here yet – as you can tell – but I’m buying her first Christmas present anyway. What do you think?”

When she didn’t reply, I repeated what I’d said.

She ignored me again, rang up the purchase, and said, “That’ll be $6.40.” Then she crammed the stuffed animal into a bag and shoved it across the counter.

“Well, merry Christmas,” I said with a hint of sarcasm.

“Next,” said the woman, and then someone else stepped up to the counter.

The week of my conversation with the tattooed guy was a rough one. I had just started taking a powerful prescription medication for migraines, and the doctor warned that it might make me feel drunk. Thanks to that medication, I learned that I am a very confident drunk and, if I’m plastered enough, I will say whatever comes to mind.

By the end of the week, I was miserable and embarrassed. We went over to another couple’s house for dinner, and thirty minutes after we got there, the husband asked if I was on drugs (yes, in fact, I am!). The next morning, I called my doctor, and he quickly concluded the medication wasn’t right for me.

Unfortunately, by that time, I had spent six days tripping through one awkward social interaction after another, feeling obnoxiously confident, saying most of what came to mind, and shrugging off my wife’s concerns about the side-effects of the medication.

Getting off those awful meds felt like coming out of a bad dream – the fog lifted, discretion returned, and I felt sorry for the guy with the tire track tattoo on his neck. Even if I could blame it on the drugs, there was no way to find him and apologize.

Remember the guy at the business meeting who continued doing his work, acting like he couldn’t hear me? He wasn’t acting. He was deaf. After I waited for a moment, he finally saw me in his peripheral vision and was startled, realizing he hadn’t seen me there. 

When I realized the young man couldn’t hear, I used my hands to explain why I was there and he quickly went to get the person I came to meet. He seemed embarrassed by the minor incident. I felt bad for him.

Two months after meeting the rude, Hallmark employee on Christmas Eve, I returned to the store to purchase a Valentine’s Day card. The assistant manager was working the cash register and I mentioned my previous experience.

When I described what happened, she asked, “Was the woman a short, red-headed, older female?”

“Yes, she was,” I said.

“You said it was Christmas Eve?”

“Yep,” I said.

“Then I know exactly who you’re talking about,” she said.

I felt a sense of satisfaction until she added, “Sir, let me just say this. You never know what people are going through.” She paused. “That’s all I’m going to say.”

Without asking for any more information, I shut my mouth, took my card, thanked her, and walked out of the store, wondering what the older lady had been going through that Christmas Eve.

Her co-worker was right. I had no idea.

  1. Don't know what you're talking about, Josh. I've never done this.;)


    August 10, 2010
  2. Thanks for posting this, Josh. We should not be so assuming about people. Everyone is walking out their own story. Let's rather sow seeds of love to others.


    August 10, 2010
  3. Great post, Joshua. So, are you going to get that tire track tattoo?


    August 10, 2010
  4. Been there, done that.


    August 10, 2010
  5. Ann #

    Oh, I'm so good at judging other people. If only it were one of the fruits of the Spirit. I've tried to implement a few tricks to try to stop myself (Sure, that's an amazingly slow driver in front of me and I'm running late, but let's pretend the driver is that elderly friend of mine that I love so much who's a wonderful, Godly woman and just has a hard time driving and seeing at night….pretend she's the one driving that car and be patient. Or, yes, that person gave poor customer service, if you can even call it customer service, but you know that relative with a mental illness? Maybe this person has something like that going on too….) But it's pretty slow going.


    August 10, 2010
  6. Great post. Unfortunately, I don't have prescription medicine to blame for my similar and constant lapses…instead, just a self-centered heart.


    August 10, 2010
  7. I hear you, Mike. That's the only thing I miss about that medicine.


    August 10, 2010
  8. I recommend the book Repenting of Religion: Turning from Judgment to the Love of God by Greg Boyd for a very insightful view on the spiritual impact of judgment. One of his main points is that judgment is the opposite of love. So the degree to which you are judging is the degree to which you are not loving. And given Jesus' great commandment, we should take our even minor judgmental thoughts seriously. The book really served as a paradigm shifter for me.


    August 11, 2010
  9. Please know that I say this not regarding you or your stories specifically, but in my own experience and my observations of others. I think excessive or rash judgment comes primarily from one's own insecurity. It's also often a feature of a need to control, which is itself often exacerbated by insecurity (see, e.g., anorexia nervosa; also burkas imposed by fundamentalist Muslim men).


    August 11, 2010
  10. Chris, you really got me thinking. In the case of the deaf man, I had been to the business before, and they had a reputation for rudeness. I was worried about being talked down to again at the business (insecurity), and my tone and attitude reflected my desire not to get pushed around (a desire for control), even though the guy couldn't hear me speaking. Something similar happened in the Hallmark store as well, but in the interest of a shorter response, let me just say again – great observation.


    August 12, 2010
  11. Really glad I was able to trigger that self-reflection, Joshua. It was fascinating (and familiar from my own judgment flare-ups) to read.


    August 13, 2010

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